because I can

[paperclippy]

Blame Tamara for getting it in my head.



the people of the nation
don't see no obligation
to fix the situation
with the elder generation
they stuffing up the nursing homes to overflowing
yeeeeeeeah
but the problem keeps growing

people get jacked for their social security checks
I detect that they don't get no respect
so whatcha gonna do
a dilemma for the whole crew

open up your ears I got an answer for you
(what's that?)
open up your ears I got an answer for you
(what you say?)
open up your ears I got an answer for you

we got to EAT ALL THE OLD PEOPLE
show 'em that you love 'em
EAT ALL THE OLD PEOPLE
shove 'em in the oven
EAT ALL THE OLD PEOPLE
stick 'em in the freezer
we gonna garnish up a geezer

gonna hack 'em
whack 'em
T-bone and stack 'em
two by two on the barbecue rack
I'm talking Steve McQueen
with the soylent green
we're griding up the grannys in the grainy-grind machine

the venerable edibles
the ancient incredible
burger, one bite and you know it's not regrettable
the aged
the antiquated
dilapidated
gonna get processed
and then marinated

and now we go around
we're cleanin' up the town
we're frying up the Golden Girls
to a golden brown

we got to EAT ALL THE OLD PEOPLE
show 'em that you love 'em
EAT ALL THE OLD PEOPLE
shove 'em in the oven
EAT ALL THE OLD PEOPLE
we gotta eat 'em skin and all
we gonna marinate with geritol

(my chest, my chest!)

I'm talking O-L-D
P-E-O-P-L-E
it's always the first
that's the worst
until they become a tasty treat

we talkin' E-A-T
all the O-L-D
come on
we talkin' E-A-T
all the O-L-D
here we go
we got to eat all the old people
come on
we got to eat all the old people
come on
we got to eat all the old people
come on
we got to eat all the old people
here we go
we got to eat all the old people
(...etc...)

and now I think you know
exactly how I feel
a sandwich is a sandwich
but your grandpa's a meal

Comments

[angeloftiphares.livejournal.com]

AAAAAAAA!!!!!

Just when I was starting to get it out of /my/ head! Curse yooooooooou!!!

[partly-cloudy.livejournal.com]

Heh heh heh. Soylent green is people!