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Human Virus Scanner
The virus that have infected you will be show here along with thier cures, if known.

Viruses you suffer from:

Pokemon
Pikachu! Use your hyper-electric-get-a-life move now!


Linux
Install the latest version of Microsoft Windows. Learn to love it.


Junkfood
Eat some real food. Something which you can identify the source of every ingredient, not the point of manufacture.


Sci-fi
Stop wearing the stick-on ears.


Religion
Read "God's Debris" by Scott Adams (yes, the Dilbert guy)


Japan
Big is good. Small is bad. Giant robots would not make a good last line of defence for Earth.


UNIX
Anything this old must be obselete. Go and install a nice modern operating system. I hear MSDOS has come a long way lately.


Windows
Try MacOS X. It's based on UNIX, it has a smoother UI than Windows and it doesn't suck.
As an extra feature the boxes look nice.


vi
Escape Meta Alt Control Shift.


Free BSD
The GPL isn't that bad really. Adopt a penguin at the zoo.


Politics
Stop caring!


Brand Names
Having a well-known name doesn't make it good.


Conspiracy Theory
Face it, the elected government is in control. Actually that's quite scary.


Environmentalism
Consume more stuff! It's easier to buy new stuff than to recycle.


Macintosh
Use a mouse with more than one button.

Viruses you might suffer from:

USA (80%)
Rule, Britannia! Britannia rule the waves! [repeat]


Industrial (70%)
Everyone likes folk. No, really. Maybe you should listen to the Incredible String Band.


8-Bit (70%)
Polygons, all the polygons you can get are not enough.


Discordia (90%)
Buy a suit. Invest your money. Eat hotdog buns on a friday.


X11 (60%)
I hear Mac OS 10 Aqua is nice at this time of year.


Computer Games (60%)
Stop staring at the screen and get some fresh air. You should see a doctor about the RSI in your thumbs.


Hippyism (80%)
Free love is passe and potentially dangerous, and patchouli smells like cat piss.